Wolf Pack Shirts

"I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack...it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas..." -Zach Galifianakis as Alan in The Hangover

The Naks

Zach Galifianakis ("The Naks") knows two things: how to star in the funniest movie of its year, and the holy bond shared by those who are part of the same wolf pack. Finding friends special enough to be part of your wolf pack is a rare and momentous occasion. In the film, Zach tries to mark this by slicing his hand open and sharing blood with his new brothers, but you can do the same thing with customized shirts!

Wolf Pack Designs

I've been thinking long and hard about what wolf pack shirts might look like. Do you go with the three wolf moon sort of thing, literally displaying a pack of wolves? Or perhaps you can throw up the names of everyone in the pack, maybe with photos, and decide on a quote that defines your pack (or heck, maybe even the quote with which I started this article). All of those are good, but I can do you one better. I have the perfect design: a combination of the two! Get pictures of all the human members of your wolf pack howling up at the moon, and throw a picture of the moon on the shirt. Everyone will know that your are wolves and that you stick together. Oh, what's that? A simple shirt isn't enough for you because you guys are so awesome and you'll probably lose your shirts partying hard in Vegas anyways? It's clear you need wolf pack sweat suits. Imagine walking into a casino with all of your best friends in full matching sweat suits. ;oiaeghwer; o ih. Sorry about that. The thought was so awesome that I passed out onto my keyboard for a minute. If you want to rule the strip, design sweatpants and custom sweatshirts for your pack right now!