Funny Oscar Wilde T-Shirt Quotes

Putting funny quotes on a custom t-shirt is incredibly fun. Everyone loves a good laugh. However, there are so many shirts out there that claim to be funny that you will run into one of two problems: either everyone will have already seen your shirt, or your shirt just won't be very funny. There is but one prime solution to this problem: making your own funny custom shirt.

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde is one of the funniest people ever to exist. He was able to see who people really were, in their souls, with very little effort on his part. This allowed him to write about the world with an uniquely refined honestly, bordering on blatant harshness. His incredible talent, though, lied in the fact that he could write about our most depressing truths in such a funny way. He could tell you what a terrible person you were, and you would laugh and then thank him for it. Two of his popular works, The Importance of Being Earnest and The Picture of Dorian Gray, remain important staples of English literature over 100 years after they were penned. Oscar Wilde's quotes would make perfect custom t-shirts. Here are some of my favorite quotes from Mr. Wilde, and some great ideas to get you started on your hilarious t-shirts:

› "The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it."

› "The basis of optimism is sheer terror."

› "By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community."

› "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

› "America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up."

› "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."

› "It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties."

Whether you want to give someone a custom t-shirt gift, or throw up a hilarious quote on your own custom zip hoodie, ooshirts will keep you and your friends laughing.